T'was the month before Christmas,
 When all through our land,
 Not a Christian was praying,
 Nor taking a stand.

 See the PC Police
 Had taken away,
 The reason for Christmas -
 No one could say.

 The children were told
 By their schools not to sing,
 About Shepherds and Wise Men
 And Angels and things.

 It might hurt people's feelings,
 The teachers would say,
 December 25th
 Is just a "Holiday".

 Yet the shoppers were ready
 With cash, checks and credit,
 Pushing folks down
 To the floor just to get it!

 CD's from Madonna,
 An X-BOX, an I-pod,
 Something was changing,
 Something quite odd!

 Retailers promoted
 Ramadan and Kwanzaa,
 In hopes to sell books
 By Franken & Fonda.

 As Targets were hanging
 Their trees upside down,
 At Lowe's the word Christmas -
 Was no where to be found.

 At K-Mart and Staples
 And Penney's and Sears,
 You won't hear the word Christmas;
 It won't touch your ears.

 Inclusive, sensitive,
 Di-ver-is-ty,
 Are words that were used
 To intimidate me.

 Now Daschle, Now Darden,
 Now Sharpton, Wolf Blitzen,
 On Boxer, on Rather,
 On Kerry, on Clinton!

 At the top of the Senate,
 There arose such a clatter,
 To eliminate Jesus,
 In all public matter.

 And we spoke not a word,
 As they took away our faith,
 Forbidden to speak
 Of salvation and grace.

 The true Gift of Christmas
 Was exchanged and discarded,
 The reason for the season,
 Stopped before it started.

 So as you celebrate "Winter Break"
 Under your "Dream Tree",
 Sipping your Starbucks,
 Listen to me.

 Choose your words carefully,
 Choose what you say,
 Shout MERRY CHRISTMAS,
 Not Happy Holiday